This blog is a work of fiction. Names, persons and places in this blog are fictional compilations of my real-life experiences and perceptions. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or real places or events is purely coincidental, and you’re so vain if you think this blog is about you.

If you choose to think it’s about you, well, that’s your circus. Have fun – maybe you’ll learn something along the way… that would be rad.

Except the cats. The cats contained herein are eternally real, and equally beloved.

So if you want to harass the blog’s author, think twice and kindly bugger off.